Worker's Lament
by dougie
To the nonsense of work place laws
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it used to be easy to do a job
but today it's rarely so
prestart meetings
talk, bloody talk
another flamin jha
then a lecture how to dob
chorus
biro biro reams of paper
used to be a goer
but now i'm scared to work
biro biro reams of paper
I used to be as safe as houses
but now I am really worried
will I fall down below
or bump my head
will I hit my finger
or kack my bloody trousers
these pricks with an education
some are really only kids
tell what's safe untill
glassy eyed we go
even fall asleep
or tumble off our flamin chairs
why not go and have an accident
prove they're bloody right
all that talk and worry
really does the job
lets break a leg
and make a real paper trail you bet
all they're worried about is gain
and their flamin bonus pay
soon it will be like this
killed on the job
quick before they see
hose the mess down the drain
© 2016 dougie
d.drafty@gmail.com
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